We’ve spent so much time laughing at the treasonous idiots at the Bundy Ranch that we almost forgot: IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR OPERATION AMERICAN SPRING! That’s right, folks–Strap on those tin-foil hats because in two days, on Friday the 16th, organizers say that TEN to THIRTY MILLION ‘Patriots’ (if you include the voices in their heads) will converge on Washington, DC to restore the Constitution and take ‘ MURIKA back from the dirty, filthy, Muslim paws of Barry Soetoro and his traitorous allies.
“We are calling for the removal of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, and Eric Holder as a start toward constitutional restoration,” said retired Army Col. Harry Riley, leader of the Operation American Spring protest group. “They have all abandoned the US Constitution, are unworthy to be retained in a position that calls for servant status.”
As we all know, that tyrant Barack Obama has no qualms with mercilessly slaughtering dissenters. Look at what he did to all those people in Nevada! What? They’re all alive and well? LIBERAL LIES! As all true PATRIOTS know, Barack Obama–excuse us, Barry Soetoro‘s stormtroopers descended on Bundy Ranch and wiped out the freedom-loving militias and, of course, Cliven Bundy himself, replacing them with government spyborgs whose mission is to infiltrate and destroy TRUE PATRIOT movements from within!
The “activists” plan to replace the displaced lawmakers with people of their own choosing who will then move quickly “to sponsor and pass very Constitutionally crafted State legislation to dissolve the size, powers, scope and spending of the U.S. Government by 2/3rds.” Of course, they also expect “incremental nullification” by state legislatures of “all withholding taxes, employment taxes, employer taxes, and income taxes,” which they say will “effectively DOUBLE the size of ALL American Middle Class family weekly paychecks and cause our local city and town economies to boom.”
Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation, says “There is no way a militia with small arms can defeat the kind of arms the U.S. government can bring to bear on such a battle, but one has to admire the courage of those people who showed up to confront them,” adding, “That’s quintessentially American!”
These brave patriots will be showing up to TAKE ‘MURIKA BACK, despite the very real threats of drone strikes, purges, binges, kerfuffles, oppression, and ‘Murika-hating Socialist, Communist, Muslim, Anti-Christian, Forefather-Hating, White Jesus-Destroying…look, we don’t know where we’re going with this. It’s hard to decide which slurs and ridiculous statements these folks will use this week.
One thing is for certain: There’s going to be a lot of stupid gathered in one place. Well, unless it turns out like Ride for the Constitution, which had a depressing turnout because most truckers aren’t idiots.